no matter how u look at it its definitely weirder that youre listening to me without having any reason to, isnt it? bc u could definitely just break my spine in half if u wanted so what do u want in return? there has to be something ill feel bad if i cant repay you
Just think of me as a guardian angel. It's my purpose in life to ensure that the person I'm assigned lives a happy and healthy life -- now it's not so weird anymore, is it? And yeah I can but that's beside the point. Hmm... Give me time to think about it.
you must be some sort of a knockoff angel, then coz arent they supposed to save people? especially the guardians? id sooner call u a demon, honestly
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shut up i wasnt getting hot and bothered how can u even compare pinning someone down and snapping their spine smh or are u so heavy my back would break?
But then you wouldn't want my help at all. Trust me, all the angels I know are only familiar with pitying people like yourself but always having to push their martyr agenda into everything. Soon enough you're questioning whether they're saving you or changing you for what they think is "perfect". But call me what you'd like, I guess.
I wouldn't consider myself that heavy, no. Not yet at least. Who knows how big I'll be as a dragon.
fair ... when u say angels, u mean like, people who act like they wanna be angels right well, i hate that kinda thing, anyway. forcing pity on someone aint gonna save em
ohhh right youre gonna get bigger thats kinda depressing why do you get to get bigger when u dont need it but i dont wtf dont crush me when u grow ... actually maybe do, sounds kinda hot
id call u wack but i feel like ive got no reason to doubt anything anymore fucked up if true tho means gods really got a personal grudge or somethin what did i do to that fucker
i dunno crush me when ur a dragon that sounds more appealing
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its definitely weirder that youre listening to me without having any reason to, isnt it?
bc u could definitely just break my spine in half if u wanted
so what do u want in return? there has to be something
ill feel bad if i cant repay you
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It's my purpose in life to ensure that the person I'm assigned lives a happy and healthy life -- now it's not so weird anymore, is it?
And yeah I can but that's beside the point.
Hmm...
Give me time to think about it.
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[ that's even weirder!! ]
if youre doing this out of pity, i dont want it
just so you know
... shut up
dont be so casual about it
"yeah i can" my ass
sure
i know theres not much i can do for you rn but if u come up w something lmk
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I'm not the type of angel who gets off at the idea of "saving" someone. I'm just here to give you a good time.
[ :) ]
What's wrong?
Mad that I'm right?
You were just getting hot and bothered imagining me pushing my weight against you.
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coz arent they supposed to save people? especially the guardians?
id sooner call u a demon, honestly
[ :') ]
shut up
i wasnt getting hot and bothered
how can u even compare pinning someone down and snapping their spine smh
or are u so heavy my back would break?
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Trust me, all the angels I know are only familiar with pitying people like yourself but always having to push their martyr agenda into everything. Soon enough you're questioning whether they're saving you or changing you for what they think is "perfect".
But call me what you'd like, I guess.
I wouldn't consider myself that heavy, no.
Not yet at least.
Who knows how big I'll be as a dragon.
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... when u say angels, u mean like, people who act like they wanna be angels right
well, i hate that kinda thing, anyway. forcing pity on someone aint gonna save em
ohhh right youre gonna get bigger
thats kinda depressing
why do you get to get bigger when u dont need it but i dont wtf
dont crush me when u grow
... actually maybe do, sounds kinda hot
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[ Then Lucifer would have died a little sooner... whew! ]
I mean angels as in... angels! The literal sense. An actual angel.
So which do you want?
To be crushed or not to be crushed?
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but i feel like ive got no reason to doubt anything anymore
fucked up if true tho
means gods really got a personal grudge or somethin
what did i do to that fucker
i dunno
crush me when ur a dragon
that sounds more appealing
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Our God is an unbiased individual, but that makes him the most cruelest being to have ever existed.
That's so messy. But I'm happy that you're being honest with what you do and don't like with me.