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text, exactly a week later after his network post

[bluffer]

I'm still not sick of it.

[hamletism]

should i give u another week?

[ this is... strangely heartwarming... weird. ]

u seem used to it
looking after someone i mean

[bluffer]

I don't particularly enjoy repeating myself.

I guess you could say that I am.
I'm an expert of dressing someone down as I am at dressing them up.

[hamletism]

if u change ur mind thats not repeating urself

thankfully im not that inept and dont need assistance with either of these
still tho
calling urself a nympho and a good caregiver in one sentence is just gnarly

[bluffer]

It's supposed to be a hint that I won't be changing my mind.

I'm simply stating that I know how to prepare someone to go to bed and to be ready for the day! You're the only one that's jumping to conclusions and making if perverse.

[hamletism]

you don't know that

well
luckily for u im not incapacitated or something
so i can do these things myself
idk
maybe i wanted it to be pervy

[bluffer]

Your pessimism is a real buzzkill, you know?
I know it hasn't been that long, but there's no way of us knowing I'll start hating you any time soon.
Unless you start peeking through my room.

Oh.
Did I text you at a bad time?

[hamletism]

im not a pessimist, im a realist
just not sure what im doing here, y'know?
... lol
and what am i gonna see in ur room
darkness? is that what ur trying to hide?
dw if i hear any weird noises i wont come in. i think id go blind all over if i did

shut up

[bluffer]

Only a pessimist uses that as an excuse.
Well it's not like you need all the answers within such a small amount of time. Adjust to life here first before you start asking such big questions.

Anway.

Is my master all hot and bothered~?

[hamletism]

ur master doesn't remember asking u for a philosophy lesson
i mean, yeah, fair
tho itd be nice to know what the fuck is going on

i already said no!

[bluffer]

It's okay to admit if you are.
You're at the age where carnal desires are almost a priority, and there's no reason for you to hold yourself back if you're in the comfort of your own home.

[hamletism]

youre so annoying
ive essentially been kidnapped so jerking off isnt high on my priority list
but dw if i have to i will, im not that shy

[bluffer]

How long ago was that?
You need to keep your mind and body healthy!

[hamletism]

sure yeah let me give u my masturbation schedule so u can go over it and decide if its good
shut up
nobodys ever gotten sick from not jerking off
... i think
i know for sure some dude died from doing it too much though

1/2

[bluffer]

So informative... I'm proud of you!

[bluffer]

Then you should know that an orgasm boosts your immune system.
There's actually plenty of health benefits. And maybe you'll get some of that serotonin you're lacking.

[hamletism]

u know what
maybe ur right
maybe im pent up and thats why im so grumpy
but u also know what
jerking off to nothing but darkness is super boring and i dont have any toys here
maybe its time to learn wood carving
thts what people used in the past right
u any good at it?

[bluffer]

Should I offer you my voice, then?
If you're truly going to consider a toy then please just let me go buy one for you.
A wooden one would just... hurt... unless that's what you're going for.

[hamletism]

i dont need you to walk me through it
what are you gonna say?
"you're feeling super horny ~ you wanna touch yourself now ~ just like that ~"
patronizing me would just turn me off, y'know?
do they even sell anything viable here
i mean
i dont really care

[bluffer]

However way you want it.
So if you want me to give you a scenario I can do that.
Otherwise I'd just have to touch you myself.
I wonder~ Is that what your plan is for this?

Haha.
I'll see about bringing something home for you.

[hamletism]

i feel like "if you didn't touch my dick you shouldn't be talking about it" is a generally good principle to live by
a scenario tho
can you guess what i like? throw me something and i'll tell you if it'd get me off
i dunno
u clean? i dont think they have condoms here

ty babe

[bluffer]

But we've came close, no? Despite you thinking I'm just such a bore.

Hm.
Well you're obviously not into the whole kidnapping thing, so I'll skip out on the hostage scenarios. Though I wonder if that also applies to something a little more like cops and robbers?
You give off the impression that you wouldn't mind having your hands behind your back, so long as you know what's going on.

[hamletism]

it's because we just love being all over each other, huh?
well, i told you i'll hold onto you as much as i can.

hmm
it's coz this is an unsexy kidnapping
maybe if the scenario was different i could get into it
if by cops and robbers you mean handcuffs then yeah, i don't mind
or would u rather hold my wrists together like that?

[bluffer]

You know you have me wondering if that's sarcasm, especially when you're using the word "we".
Are you trying to drop hints that you actually enjoyed our first encounter?

Would you?
I'd hold them against your back, have you bent over and on your knees while pressed on top of you.
Is that what you want?

[hamletism]

i don't need to drop hints
it was questionable but i didnt hate it. i put a stop to it for a different reason
we were in public and i assume among my new brethren
i had to make a good impression yknow

yeah, thats not bad
id rather feel your weight on top of me
its always more exciting that way. i cant see you so i wanna feel you
all of you