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[hamletism]

youre so annoying
ive essentially been kidnapped so jerking off isnt high on my priority list
but dw if i have to i will, im not that shy

[bluffer]

How long ago was that?
You need to keep your mind and body healthy!

[hamletism]

sure yeah let me give u my masturbation schedule so u can go over it and decide if its good
shut up
nobodys ever gotten sick from not jerking off
... i think
i know for sure some dude died from doing it too much though

1/2

[bluffer]

So informative... I'm proud of you!

[bluffer]

Then you should know that an orgasm boosts your immune system.
There's actually plenty of health benefits. And maybe you'll get some of that serotonin you're lacking.

[hamletism]

u know what
maybe ur right
maybe im pent up and thats why im so grumpy
but u also know what
jerking off to nothing but darkness is super boring and i dont have any toys here
maybe its time to learn wood carving
thts what people used in the past right
u any good at it?

[bluffer]

Should I offer you my voice, then?
If you're truly going to consider a toy then please just let me go buy one for you.
A wooden one would just... hurt... unless that's what you're going for.

[hamletism]

i dont need you to walk me through it
what are you gonna say?
"you're feeling super horny ~ you wanna touch yourself now ~ just like that ~"
patronizing me would just turn me off, y'know?
do they even sell anything viable here
i mean
i dont really care

[bluffer]

However way you want it.
So if you want me to give you a scenario I can do that.
Otherwise I'd just have to touch you myself.
I wonder~ Is that what your plan is for this?

Haha.
I'll see about bringing something home for you.

[hamletism]

i feel like "if you didn't touch my dick you shouldn't be talking about it" is a generally good principle to live by
a scenario tho
can you guess what i like? throw me something and i'll tell you if it'd get me off
i dunno
u clean? i dont think they have condoms here

ty babe

[bluffer]

But we've came close, no? Despite you thinking I'm just such a bore.

Hm.
Well you're obviously not into the whole kidnapping thing, so I'll skip out on the hostage scenarios. Though I wonder if that also applies to something a little more like cops and robbers?
You give off the impression that you wouldn't mind having your hands behind your back, so long as you know what's going on.

[hamletism]

it's because we just love being all over each other, huh?
well, i told you i'll hold onto you as much as i can.

hmm
it's coz this is an unsexy kidnapping
maybe if the scenario was different i could get into it
if by cops and robbers you mean handcuffs then yeah, i don't mind
or would u rather hold my wrists together like that?

[bluffer]

You know you have me wondering if that's sarcasm, especially when you're using the word "we".
Are you trying to drop hints that you actually enjoyed our first encounter?

Would you?
I'd hold them against your back, have you bent over and on your knees while pressed on top of you.
Is that what you want?

[hamletism]

i don't need to drop hints
it was questionable but i didnt hate it. i put a stop to it for a different reason
we were in public and i assume among my new brethren
i had to make a good impression yknow

yeah, thats not bad
id rather feel your weight on top of me
its always more exciting that way. i cant see you so i wanna feel you
all of you

[bluffer]

It's certainly reasonable.
I can only imagine so many of them would have been happy to know that you're a nympho.

Already excited?
And here I thought you'd put up a little more resistance.
Or is this something that you've been wanting to try out? Relieve some stress with some dirty talking?

[hamletism]

youre like
the last person to call anybody a nympho

dont get too excited
we're just talking hypotheticals, right?
its been a while since i sexted anybody so im just having fun

[bluffer]

Clearly I'm calling it as it is based off of experience.

I see!
So, hypothetically speaking, would you prefer it from behind or would you rather we be face-to-face?

[hamletism]

oh right
takes one to know one, huh?

well, hypothetically, i prefer to do it from the back
it's fair if neither of us can see the other's face

[bluffer]

But you can touch my face.
That's close enough to seeing it, right?

[hamletism]

that's... too intimate
i'd rather just do it the simple way and fuck from behind

1/2

[bluffer]

Oh?

[bluffer]

If that's what you want.
Though I'm a little surprised, I would have thought you'd be open to intimate positions.

[hamletism]

why's that so surprising?
well, your judgement is way off, at any rate
coz i hate them

[bluffer]

Clinging to someone is intimate.
I can understand that, in your situation, it may be the very opposite, but usually there's a limit even on basic levels of physical contact so that the receiving end doesn't assume anything. Threading your fingers with someone else, for example, is often seen as much more romantic than simply holding another person's hand in your own.

But I could just be overthinking things.

[hamletism]

it's not that deep
or at least, it's not for me
i see it more as a necessity than a gesture of affection or something
i don't mind small affections, anyway... but sex is different, i guess

idk
i just don't like it
it makes me feel extra vulnerable, and its frustrating that i cant see them in return